An hilarious letter from the Nigerian single ladies association
Dear very loving male folks,
We the female folks wish to bring to your notice that in less than
3weeks, there shall be the celebration of love (feb.14).. We’d
appreciate it if alongside that box of chocolate is a box of ring- be it
diamond, gold, silver or bronze!
We know how much you want us to take a trip to bahamas, sun-city, miami
and paris and we appreciate the kind gesture BUT instead of the holiday
trip, we would appreciate it if you took a trip to our family house
instead!
We’ve given you enough hints such as invitation to weddings, church vigils, child dedication and all sorts.
Unfortunately, you are all dumb to realize that- of course we
understand that some of you broke up with us during d xmas period but
apologies will only be accepted in the form of a marriage proposal with
it’s consummation in no distant time!
Valentine’s day is just 3wks away so you have enough time to call your
friends for a drink and tell your fathers, mothers and siblings about
us.
Thank you for your kind cooperation.
Signed:
President, Single Ladies Association.
Hehe! The single ladies are vexing….umgbo, you guys too should …you know, put a ring on their fingers….*winks*
